Ok ths is a mix of old and possibly new. Warning: It's going to be a little Prince bashing, but it's not because his music sucks, its because some of his cinematic undertakings, well they lacked..don't worry, we still love Purple Rain, oh Purple one, but these first two, well..yikes.
Cover of Under the Cherry Moon [Region 2]Under The Cherry MoonOk..I saw this movie..it was respectively, what I call a time bandit. It robbed me of approximately 2 hours of my life that I cant get back. The most memorable parts of this movie was the popcorn I ate at the movies that day was pretty good,it was buttery..the other good memory, was the Prince death scene, yes..he was killed, and not a moment too soon, I was out of popcorn and my soda was getting flat..I actually laughed at this part, because it was so poorly acted and so animated..when I saw him do is little spasmodic fall to the ground with his little size two high heels thrust up in the air, I was like, EUREKA, its a comedy!..and a bad one, and its OVER!! yesssssss!!!
Do yourself a favor..keep whatever money you were going to spend on this movie and ball it up and throw it down on the street for a hobo...believe me, you'll feel better about doing that than spending any money on this..this movie isnt even worth the rental fee at the video store..I had a copy someone gave me, and I tried to sell it at the flea market for a dollar..a guy did buy it, but only walked over to the garbage can with it after he bought it and threw it in..I guess that was his way of saving the unsuspecting possible viewer..where was he when I first received this movie??
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Welllll here we go again...you know..I suffered through the viewing and loss of two hours of my life with Under the Cherry Moon, and then I saw this..Some actors can sing, and some singers can act..but I didnt see that singer in this film. I think whoever directed this movie was drunk, and they should have fired every single person in this film, starting with the "purple one". You know..atleast in Under the Cherry Moon, you got a bonus, a poorly acted death scene where Prince throws himself on the ground..no such luck in this movie! I tried to donate this movie to a charity that feeds the homeless, but they said the homeless wasnt"that" hungry..so I ended up using it for something to put my coffee cup on in the morning..dvds make great coasters especially the ones that suck.
And here's a few more....
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Graffiti Bridge (Image via RottenTomatoes.com)And here's a few more....
Deuce Bigalow: European Bigelow
Check this out, this movie sucked so bad I couldn't even find a picture for this post.Can you say sucks? Well you're gonna have to learn that word if you watch this movie. Unless you really love sticky floors and stale popcorn, or throwing $3.00 bucks away, leave this one on the shelf, correction, clearance bin.
Wicker Man
Ya know I love Eddie Murphy, and his skills at doing different characters in Nutty Professor were superb, and then Norbit came out and I had to take away some points. yikes. It just wasn't good. Period.
Hell no. Ya know, sometimes even cool actors do the crappiest things. Kurt Russell is generally awesome, and even though Captain Ron was a wee bit sucky, this movie stunk worse than Rocky's armpits after his fight with Apollo, and.....speaking of Rocky, Sylvester, at some point, dude, really? Some one should have told you this movie was a little ripe.
Big Jim Carrey fan. Didn't see it, didn't know it was even made..that's pretty much all that needs saying isn't it? I mean you pretty much know a movie sucks when the last thing you wanted to remember about it was the previews of the movies that ran before the movie starts, right? Sad.
Madonna should probably just stick to what she knows best..I hear this movie, the original one is romantic and awesome. After seeing this, I too wanted to be swept away..anywhere..away..from this..movie..it was a snooze fest.
Cover of Mac and MeMac and MeHow about Mac, and somebody else? I mean I had about enough of that ET wannabe.
Image via Wikipedia ShowgirlsBrief summary, mad girl that can't dance. If you paid to see this, I have some ocean front property in Arizona you will love!
More to come stay tuned...
